A sensational course for women of all ages is offered. Excerpts from the curriculum:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone before.


2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.


3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday.


4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.


5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.


6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.


7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.


8. Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First.


9. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.


10. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging.


11. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.


12. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share.


13. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.


14. Introduction to Parking.


15. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.


16. Cooking I: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption.


17. Cooking II: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.


18. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.


19. Sex: It's For Married Couples Too.


20. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.

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